Lee

Lee grew up in the 80s, and in the 90s pretending that it was the 80s. According to Lindsey, he hates anything that isn't edible. His not-so-secret passion for The Real Ghostbusters has left Lee confined to a life where every girlfriend he has is stamped with the Nintendo seal of approval. Lee is a Capricorn who enjoys long walks on the plank. What is his purpose on the site, you ask? Lee graces us with comics (made from PhotoShopped pictures), articles, and all sorts of other crap whenever he pleases. In addition to slacking off, Lee likes to watch LaserDiscs and eat mashed potatoes.

Lindsey

Lindsey is "Canadian." Her pale complexion suits her hair of indescrible colors well. She enjoys wearing her blue Atari shirts or any other piece of stupid-looking attire. Armed with only some cheap art pens, a Wacom, and PhotoShop, Lindsey write and illustrates the comics. Lindsey also writes for the articles section and contributes to the bonus section. Lindsey is a Virgo who enjoys drinking apple juice right from the carton. Aside from doing all of Lee's work, she aspires to become Jem. In her spare time, she buys back her childhood from the eighties at thrift stores.

Madame Zombiehand

This is Madame Zombiehand here to complete your life with horoscopes. Madame Zombiehand is going to give you the answer to the riddle of life. She is incomparably beautiful this evening and do you happen to know why? She’s beautiful tonight because she is one big love and is based on a contract between the academy of Finland and the department of mathematics. She is one of those "your guess is as good as mine" stories. She is loyal in her adherence to onions and is hardly ever prepared to admit they are ready. She's also desperately in debt so if you could send some cash it would help greatly. What else is Madame Zombiehand? Why she's a virtual clairvoyant, the electronic version of the chucky and is no doubt a little fatigued.